when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
So I was out to breakfast today and
heh it says Benedi- wait what’s that face
OH MY GOD IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE MENU BENADRYL CABBAGETOWN
They should’ve had the picture with him in the hat. Just sayin’.